King of the Hill (TV Series)

Yard, She Blows! (2005)

Johnny Hardwick: Dale Gribble, Teenage Clerk

Quotes 

• Dale Gribble : Gee Hank, if your wife wants to screw somethin' up, why can't she just stick to Bobby?

• Peggy Hill : Excuse me. Do you know of a plant that can withstand over-watering, inadequate fertilization, and perhaps some over-zealous pruning?

  Teenage clerk : Yeah, they're called weeds.