Inspector Gadget (TV Series)
The Infiltration (1983)
Don Adams: Gadget
Quotes
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[Gadget enters the conference room to discover that Prest-O Change-O disguised as Gadget is already there. Chief Quimby looks and points at who he thought was Gadget in shock. Then, Gadget and Prest-O Change-O get into a stand-off]
Inspector Gadget , Prest-O Change-O : [simultaneously] Arrest him, Chief! That's Prest-O Change-O! I am not! You are so!
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[first lines]
Inspector Gadget : Ah, England. Totally charming, wouldn't you say so, Penny?
Penny : [whilst using a pair of binoculars, sees a couple of M.AD. agents that are about to take Gadget for a little "boat ride" on the Thames] Oh, yeah. Lovely.
Inspector Gadget : Lovely? That's all?
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Inspector Gadget : If I don't find Prest-O Change-O soon, the security of the free world could be in jeopardy!
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Inspector Gadget : [to a women, whom he thinks is Prest-O Change-O] Prest-O Change-O, you're under arrest!
Security Guard : But, Inspector Gadget, I've known this girl for years.
Inspector Gadget : How did you know I'm Inspector Gadget?
Security Guard : Oh, just a hunch.
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[as Gadget, Penny, and Brain are walking past Buckingham Palace, Penny suddenly notices Chief Quimby disguised as a Queen's Guard]
Penny : Uncle Gadget? Isn't that Chief Quimby?
Inspector Gadget : [takes a quick look] I believe you're right. How are ya, Chief?
[Chief Quimby doesn't respond]
Penny : He can't answer you. These guards have a rule against talking on duty.
Inspector Gadget : Really?
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Inspector Gadget : Just what do you think you're doing? Pleasure boating is no place on a busy river like this!
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Inspector Gadget : [there is a traffic jam] It's just like I tell you at home, Penny, always make sure to pick up after yourself. Even a child's tricycle can be dangerous if it's left out on the sidewalk. Yes sir, I'd really like to talk to the idiot who caused this mess.
Policeman : Excuse me, sir, is that your van?
[Points to the Gadget Van parked in the middle of the road, which has caused the grid lock]
Inspector Gadget : Why yes, it is my van. Hmm, how on earth did it get there?
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Chief Quimby : Congratulations, Gadget. Great job. You stopped Prest-O Change-O from infiltrating our top secret meeting.
Inspector Gadget : Well, Chief, I knew we'd find him. It was just a matter of timing.