- Joanna Radway: Would you take a look at Cale? That is, if you have the time.
- Dr. Marie Dumont: What happened to him, Joanna?
- Joanna Radway: You might say he's near dead from a bad case of stupidity.
- [Joanna grabs an axe from her wagon]
- Dr. Marie Dumont: What's going on?
- Joanna Radway: You handle the near dead part, Marie, I'll handle the stupidity.
- [Joanna burst into Zack's saloon carrying a huge axe]
- Joanna Radway: Howdy, gents.
- Zack Denny: Ah, something we can do for you, Mrs. Radway?
- Joanna Radway: Anybody with an appetite for life better get against the back wall.
- [Joanna is destroying Zack's saloon with her axe]
- Zack Denny: Stop her! Do somethin'!
- Clive Bennett: What do you want us to do, Zack? Shoot her?
- Zack Denny: Well it might be a good idea!
- [Joanna turns on Zack and raises her axe]
- Zack Denny: Only as a last resort, ma'am.
- [When Joanna refuses to pay for damages to Zack's saloon, Clive throws her in jail]
- Joanna Radway: Oh, this is disgusting.
- Clive Bennett: It looks better in the dark.
- Joanna Radway: And you two - your jail is disgusting! Our reform committee will be seeking immediate improvements. Good day.
- Clive Bennett: [to Jack and Zack] If our jails weren't disgusting, everybody would want to stay in them.
- [last lines]
- Marshal Jack Craddock: So, what's all this here?
- Dr. Marie Dumont: Experimenting. I've been trying to see if there's an easy way to test for poisons in grain alcohol.
- Marshal Jack Craddock: Well, that's all poison to me.
- Dr. Marie Dumont: You don't drink, do you?
- Marshal Jack Craddock: I can't, Marie. It's a big difference.
- Dr. Marie Dumont: I don't understand.
- Marshal Jack Craddock: Lot of reasons why cowboys drink - some 'cause they're happy; some 'cause they're sad; some 'cause, well, they're just cowboys. Others... well, they're just trying to fill up a big hole that stays empty no matter what they do. For them, the problem was there a long time before they touched the bottle.
- Dr. Marie Dumont: That was you?
- Marshal Jack Craddock: I spent some time with the bottle a while back, yeah. So can I give you a hand here?
- Dr. Marie Dumont: By all means.
- [Marie sets some whiskey bottles before Jack]
- Dr. Marie Dumont: Choose your poison.