Quotes
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[Daria orders an extraordinarily juicy hamburger from a hotel]
Quinn Morgendorffer : Ewww. You're not going to eat that fat, are you?
Daria Morgendorffer : No. I'm going to stick it in my boots, 'cuz I love the squishy, squishy feeling 'round my toes.
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Jake Morgendorffer : Come on, everyone, cheer up! Staying in a hotel won't be so bad.
Daria Morgendorffer : That's what they said at the Hanoi Hilton.
Quinn Morgendorffer : [angrily] Where's that?
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[in hotel room]
Jake Morgendorffer : Look, Helen, a dimmer switch!
[plays with switch]
Daria Morgendorffer : THAT'LL make her forget the fire.