South Park (TV Series)

Chickenpox (1998)

Matt Stone: Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick, Stuart McCormick, Gerald Broflovski, Terrance

Quotes 

• Mr. McCormick : Hey. We don't say "fuck" at the table, you little asshole.

• Gerald Broflovski : Say, remember that time we built the fort in your ma's backyard?

  Mr. McCormick : [laughing]  Yeah. It took us damn near two years to finish it.

  Gerald Broflovski : [laughing]  Whatever happened to that ol' hunk o' junk?

  Mr. McCormick : [angry]  That's where I live now.

  Gerald Broflovski : Oh.

• Mr. McCormick : [explaining to Kyle why he isn't as successful as Kyle's father]  And do you know why? Because your Dad's Jewish!

  Cartman : I heard that!

• Gerald Broflovski : What a great Saturday morning. Aren't weekends just the best?

  Stuart McCormick : When you're unemployed, weekends are meaningless.

• Stuart McCormick : Lord, we thank you for this staggering payload of frozen waffles you have bestowed upon us. And since we have been faithful to you, we know that you will send us some good fortune one of these days, even though you sure as hell seem to be taking your sweet time. Amen

• Terrance : Well, Phillip, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you have a clean bill of health.

  Phillip : Oh, what a relief!

  Terrance : The bad news is you have cancer.

• Kyle Broflovski : Do you know anybody with herpes?

  Chef : Well, there's old Frida down on Main street. She has a mouthful of herpes. You need to stay away from her.

  Stan Marsh : What if we want to give somebody herpes?

  Chef : Oh, then Frida's the right person to go to.

  Stan Marsh : Cool! Thanks, Chef.

  Chef : Okay... Wait a minute. What the hell did I just do?