South Park (TV Series)
Jared Has Aides (2002)
Eliza Schneider: Christine Jonas, Mayor McDaniels
Quotes
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[the citizens of South Park are about to hang Jared]
Stan Marsh : Stop!
Chef : Stay back, children! Jared wants to give you all AIDS!
Stan Marsh : No, you don't understand. Jared doesn't have AIDS aides! He has assistants! Two guys who help him out that he calls his aides!
Mayor McDaniels : Oh! So Jared's aides are like my aides?
Jared Fogle : Yes! You mean you thought I meant? Oh my god!
Chef : So what he was really saying was that children should have the same kind of help that he did.