SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Dying for Pie/Imitation Krabs (2001)

Clancy Brown: Mr. Krabs, Penny

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Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. As long as these pants are square, and this sponge is Bob, I will not let you down!

  Mr. Krabs : [SpongeBob has hoisted him up]  Uh, SpongeBob? Could you let me down?

• Mr. Krabs : Plankton!

  Plankton : Krabs!

  Mr. Krabs : Plankton!

  Plankton : Krabs!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : SpongeBob!

• SpongeBob SquarePants : I think I'll just ask you two a couple of questions. Questions only the real Mr. Krabs could answer.

  Mr. Krabs : Okay then.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : First question: what time does the Krusty Krab open?

  Plankton : 9:30 AM.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Right! That's one strike, Mr. Fake.

  Mr. Krabs : But...

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Uh-uh! I'm running this quiz show, I'll ask the questions. If there's gonna be any "buts", they're gonna be from me. OK, question number two: How much does a Krabby Patty cost?

  Mr. Krabs : $2.99!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : ...on Wednesday.

  Plankton : 99 cents.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Right again! You're starting to look pretty phony right about now. I'd be nervous if I were you. Now, only the really real Mr. Krabs could answer this: if we're discussing the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding, what do we do?

  Mr. Krabs : That's an easy one! Let's see, if it's January, with vanilla pudding, we... uh, pass?

• Mr. Krabs : [while stuck in a French fry plate]  Help! Help!

  Hans : [Trying to eat the French fries]  Ooh! Yum! Yum!

  Mr. Krabs : Back! Back, you hungry hand!

• Mr. Krabs : You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears... and you kill him. How are you going to live with yourself?

  Squidward : Kill him?

• Mr. Krabs : So, you tried to kill me over a little new age management, eh?

• Mr. Krabs : I've seen this before. When that pie steps up to bat - I mean, hits his lower intestine - Boom!

  Squidward : You've seen this before?

  Mr. Krabs : Eleven times, as a matter of fact.

• Mr. Krabs : Just remember the most important rule.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No free napkins?

  Mr. Krabs : No! The other most important rule, regarading the secret formula.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Only discuss the secret formula with Mr. Krabs.

  Mr. Krabs : Right you are! Just remember that, boy, and everything will be fine.

  Squidward : I thought the most important rule was why do today what you can put off 'till tomorrow? Ha ha!

  Mr. Krabs : What is today but yesterday's tomorrow?

• Mr. Krabs : Well, if I were a robot, which I'm not, at least I'm well put together, not some rusted-up, steam-driven pile of junk.

  Plankton : Who are you calling steam driven?

• Fish : Mmm... these patties sure are delicious! I wonder what's in that secret formula?

  [an alarm sounds] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Code twelve! Code twelve!

  [he grabs onto the fish's head] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Your disguises can't fool me this time... Plankton!

  [he rips the head off. everyone gasps. there's a smaller head underneath] 

  Fish : Everyone at the Head Enhancement Clinic said nobody would notice!

  [runs off crying] 

  Mr. Krabs : Spongebob! What's the meaning of this?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Sorry, Mr. Krabs. I thought Plankton was trying to get the formula.

  Mr. Krabs : That's no reason to rip people's head off, boy!

• Mr. Krabs : [spots Spongebob about to give Plankton the formula]  How could you do it Spongebob? Giving me secret formula to this impostor?

  Plankton : Don't listen to him Spongebob. Remember: Ravioli, ravioli give me the formuoli

  Mr. Krabs : Spongebob no, don't listen to him, I'm the real Mr. Krabs!

  Plankton : Don't listen to him, he's obviously a robot.

  [smoke comes out of the suit's exhaust pipe] 

  Mr. Krabs : Well if I were a robot, which I'm not, at least I'm well put together, not some rusted out, steam driven piece of junk!

  Plankton : Who are you calling steam driven?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Quiet!

  [holds up a hose while breathing heavily and his eyes are bloodshot] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Until I know who the real Mr.Krabs is, nobody moves

  [reveals the hose is attatched to a machine dispensing tarter sauce] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : nobody gets hurt.

• Squidward : I'm gonna give SpongeBob the best day he's ever had! And this time, there's gonna be love, so much, he's gonna drown in it!

  [walks toward the door, then looks back at Mr. Krabs] 

  Squidward : Drown in it!

  [he walks out the door] 

  Mr. Krabs : Note to self: Watch out for Squidward.