Futurama (TV Series)

Brannigan, Begin Again (1999)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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• [Zapp Brannigan and Kif were fired from DOOP] 

  Leela : Zapp?

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Leela, I didn't know where else to turn. You're the only woman who's ever loved me.

  Leela : I never loved you.

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : I mean physically.

  Leela : What do you want?

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Just let me work for a little food. Perhaps I could paint a fence, or service you sexually, or mop the floor.

  Leela : You don't know how to do ANY of those things.

  Captain Zapp Brannigan : Kif might.

• Leela : What are we delivering?

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Something without which no ribbon-cutting ceremony could proceed: the ceremonial oversized scissors.

  Leela : We'll get them there as quickly as we can.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : All right, but don't run with them.

• Leela : Alright, this is the third hose fight I've broken up today... and the second one using *actual* hoses.