- Rory Gilmore: I have to move out of Logan's apartment.
- Doyle McMaster: Why?
- Rory Gilmore: Because Logan had many many blondes for Thanksgiving.
- Lorelai: I managed to find Uno and checkers, and also parts of Battleship and most of the pieces of Candyland. Which I figure, we can mix together to create a fabulous new game, Candyship Battleland. War never tasted so good!
- Rory Gilmore: Logan and I broke up, too. Today. I'm moving out.
- Paris Geller: How come?
- Rory Gilmore: He cheated on me... with an entire wedding party.