My Family (TV Series)

Desperately Squeaking Susan (2002)

Gabriel Thomson: Michael Harper

Quotes 

• Michael : [Reads a text message from Nick to Ben]  "Tesco's out of Brie, so gn to Paris."

  Ben : "Gn?"

  Michael : "Prices 2 high, so gn to Nice for chse."

  Ben : Mm-hmm.

  Michael : "Don't worry about money. I have Dad's bnk card." Any reply?

  Ben : Yep, yep.

  [Michael types in reply] 

  Ben : "Dr Nk, u r f'd."

• [last lines] 

  Susan : Nick! Where's Michael? I'm sure he'd like to keep me company at the hairdresser's.

  Nick : Sorry, haven't seen him.

  [Nick runs a sword through a large cardboard box] 

  Michael : Ow!

• Susan : Ah, Michael!

  Michael : Oh, no!

  Susan : [Showing him a striped top and a plain red top]  This one or this one?

  Michael : Now I know what Janey was for.

  Susan : Come on, Michael.

  Michael : Well, either.

  Susan : Michael!

  Michael : Alright, erm... that one makes your eyes look red and the stripes on that will make you look fat!

• Michael : [Stuggling to help Susan choose her clothes]  Dad, help!

  Ben : Tell her she looks fantastic in both, but blue's her real colour.

  Michael : No, dad! She's turning me into a girl! I hate this house!

• Susan : Now, Michael, put on your second favourite shirt. We're going shopping!

  Michael : Oh, no! Not more dresses!

  Susan : No, even better - I need more shoes!

  Michael : Is my life going to be like this forever?

  Nick : Not forever. She's got to die one day.