- Brian Tanner: [as everyone is about to leave to find Alf, the phone rings, and he answers it]
- [Into phone]
- Brian Tanner: Hello? Just a second.
- [Turning to him]
- Brian Tanner: Dad? It's for you.
- Willie Tanner: We don't have time. Tell him I'll call him back.
- Brian Tanner: [Shrugs, then into phone] He say's he'll have to call you later, Alf.
- [At that Willy and Kate run straight to the phone]
- Kate Tanner: [On the phone, going by the only clue Alf gave of where he is] Hello, Motel 6? Yeah, I'm calling to find out which one of your locations is holding a beekeepers convention.
- [after a pause, she slowly looks at Willie while still on the phone, stunned]
- Kate Tanner: *All* of them?
- ALF: [On the phone while driving the Ferrari] Willie, my man! I gotta tell you! This thing flies like wind! I'm in the fast lane, but you wouldn't know it with the way these clowns are driving!