Futurama (TV Series)

The Honking (2000)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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Quotes 

• Leela : We are not ignorant villagers, we are sophisticated New New Yorkers. Whup his butt!

• Fry : I can't believe it. Bender is supposed to kill his closest friend, which I thought was me, but instead he went straight for you. He didn't even try to second-degree murder me.

  Leela : Could you give me some help? I think Bender crushed my foot.

  Fry : Stop rubbing it in!

• Bender : I got a good vibe from this place. Nice, long dinner table; quiet, well behaved spiders; graveyard adjacent; Yep, this is going to be... Aah!

  Leela : What is it?

  Bender : That painting! The eyes are watching me!

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : It has motorized sensors attached to motion detectors.

  Bender : So does my butt, but I don't frame it and put it on the wall. Although...

• Leela : [tries to kill Project Satan with a silver potato to the exhaust pipe]  Oh, no! Theres's no exhaust pipe!

  Project Satan : That's right! Thanks to Ed Begley Jr.'s electric motor, the most evil propulsion system ever conceived!

• Leela : Well, good night. I'm gonna make all my meals for the next month and freeze them.

• Leela : There, no rampaging for you tonight.

  Bender : Wouldn't it make sense to weld everyone except me to the wall?

  Leela : Just relax, Bender. Tomorrow we'll pry you down, have a nice breakfast, and then go hunt down and slaughter that ancient evil.

  Fry : It'll be a rich, full day.

• [Leela, Bender and Fry find Project Satan looking miserable next to a burning furnace in the abandoned Automobile Lab] 

  Leela : It looks so unhappy.

  [Leela approaches Project Satan] 

  Leela : Excuse me. Are you Project Satan?

  [growling miserably, Project Satan turns to face Leela] 

  Leela : Don't be afraid. We know what you are.

  Project Satan : [downcast]  You do?

  Leela : [Fry and Bender come over]  Would you like us to... put you out of your misery?

  Project Satan : [suddenly perks up with an evil tone]  Misery? What misery? I *love* killing people! Squishing them 'til their organs squirt out like chunky mustard!

  Bender : [reasoning]  Look, everyone loves killing people, but I don't wanna hurt my friends.

  [Fry puts his robotic arms around Fry and Leela, but Fry shakes him off and walks away as a bell chimes outside and Bender's arms turn into wheels] 

  Leela : Oh, no! It's midnight!

  Bender : [turning evil]  Hey, this is starting to feel pretty good!

  [Bender laughs and Project Satan laughs with him] 

• [Project Satan lands on a ramp, chuckles but then sees that he's heading towards the fiery furnace, he brakes but slides sideways into the furnace and melts, lifting the curse and Bender, still in mid-air between ramps, transforms back into a robot] 

  Bender : Uh-oh!

  [Bender crash-lands at the bottom of the other ramp] 

  Leela : [runs over as Bender gets up]  Bender! You're cured! But what happened to Fry?

  Bender : [emotionally]  I must've killed him! He was my *best friend*! And I killed him! Ahh! I never felt so empty inside!

  [Bender's door opens, revealing Fry alive cooped up inside] 

  Fry : [relieved]  Bender! I'm alive!

  [Fry climbs out] 

  Fry : You didn't hurt me at all!