Futurama (TV Series)
The Honking (2000)
John DiMaggio: Bender, Car Smasher #1, Sal
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Quotes
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Bender : I can't keep running people over. I'm not famous enough to get away with it.
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Uncle Vladimir : Come, Bender. You'll like being dead.
Bender : That's what they said about being alive!
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Will Reader : To my loyal butler, You There, for his decades of service, I leave a pittance, to be paid in twenty equal installments of one-twentieth of a pittance each.
[Butler cries]
Will Reader : To my lazy, spoiled son Tandy, who never understood the value of a dollar, I leave my entire $20 million fortune.
Tandy : Is that a lot?
Will Reader : And to my loving nephew Bender, assuming he's not the cause of my demise, I leave my castle.
Bender : Yes! Let's stay there tonight!
Will Reader : On condition that he spend one night within its walls.
Bender : Oh, man, there's always a catch!
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[Bender, Fry, and Leela are looking for the original were-car]
Robot Farmer : Ye think me be he?
Bender : Si!
Robot Farmer : Ni! I mean no.
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[last lines]
Fry : You didn't hurt me at all! But I know you wanted to, and *that's* what matters.
[Fry takes out a bottle of beer]
Fry : [drinks it] Ah.
Bender : [suddenly angry] Hey, that's my last beer! You bastard! I'll kill you!
Fry : [friendly tone] I'll kill you too, buddy. I'll kill you too.
[Bender starts choking Fry]
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Hermes Conrad : And for Bender... Uh-oh. A black-bordered envelope.
Amy Wong : Oh, no! Someone you know must have died.
Bender : I hope it was one of my enemies. Those guys suck.
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Hermes Conrad : Bender, mon, no one's trying to run you over. Stop being a big, hallucinating baby.
Bender : Yeah? Could a big, hallucinating baby do this?... Waah-ha-ha! I'm scared!
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Bender : I got a good vibe from this place. Nice, long dinner table; quiet, well behaved spiders; graveyard adjacent; Yep, this is going to be... Aah!
Leela : What is it?
Bender : That painting! The eyes are watching me!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth : It has motorized sensors attached to motion detectors.
Bender : So does my butt, but I don't frame it and put it on the wall. Although...
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Bender : Well, I'm rich. Goodbye, losers whom I always hated!
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Bender : No doubt about it. This place must be haunted.
Hermes Conrad : Don't be silly, mon. The last ghost died over 200 years ago.
Bender : The last *human* ghost. But robot ghosts... Ooooh!
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[Leela, Bender and Fry find Project Satan looking miserable next to a burning furnace in the abandoned Automobile Lab]
Leela : It looks so unhappy.
[Leela approaches Project Satan]
Leela : Excuse me. Are you Project Satan?
[growling miserably, Project Satan turns to face Leela]
Leela : Don't be afraid. We know what you are.
Project Satan : [downcast] You do?
Leela : [Fry and Bender come over] Would you like us to... put you out of your misery?
Project Satan : [suddenly perks up with an evil tone] Misery? What misery? I *love* killing people! Squishing them 'til their organs squirt out like chunky mustard!
Bender : [reasoning] Look, everyone loves killing people, but I don't wanna hurt my friends.
[Fry puts his robotic arms around Fry and Leela, but Fry shakes him off and walks away as a bell chimes outside and Bender's arms turn into wheels]
Leela : Oh, no! It's midnight!
Bender : [turning evil] Hey, this is starting to feel pretty good!
[Bender laughs and Project Satan laughs with him]
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[Bender fully transforms into the Were-Car as Project Satan pulls up beside him]
Project Satan : [evilly] Take whichever one you want!
Bender : [excited] Oh, boy! I feel like a car in a Candy Store!
[Bender decides between Fry and Leela and chases after Fry]
Fry : [running] Yes! He chose me! He's trying to kill *me*!
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[Project Satan lands on a ramp, chuckles but then sees that he's heading towards the fiery furnace, he brakes but slides sideways into the furnace and melts, lifting the curse and Bender, still in mid-air between ramps, transforms back into a robot]
Bender : Uh-oh!
[Bender crash-lands at the bottom of the other ramp]
Leela : [runs over as Bender gets up] Bender! You're cured! But what happened to Fry?
Bender : [emotionally] I must've killed him! He was my *best friend*! And I killed him! Ahh! I never felt so empty inside!
[Bender's door opens, revealing Fry alive cooped up inside]
Fry : [relieved] Bender! I'm alive!
[Fry climbs out]
Fry : You didn't hurt me at all!