The Simpsons (TV Series)

Dog of Death (1992)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson, Teacher

Quotes 

• Homer : Well, he's got all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.

  Marge : What's that?

  Homer : A dinosaur.

• [after Santa's Little Helper disappears] 

  Homer : That was his dish, and that was his leash, and that's where he took a whiz on the rug!

  [cries] 

  Marge : Homer, get a-hold of yourself! Even if he has passed on there's no reason to cry. Remember, Doggy Heaven.

  Homer : Oh, Marge! There is no such place!

  [Marge clears throat] 

  Homer : Or to put it another way... there... is.

• [Santa's Little Helper is missing - Lisa wants to make a poster] 

  Lisa : Don't we have any pictures of Santa's Little Helper?

  Marge : None that I would want the public to see.

• Bart : We're just gonna let him die?

  Marge : I know you're upset...

  Bart : Darn right I'm upset!

  Marge : Bart, watch your language! Oh... you did.

• [Homer is reading a book called "Canine Surgery."] 

  Marge : No!

  Homer : What?

  Marge : You are not going to perform that operation yourself!

  Homer : But, Marge, it looks so easy! Like carving a turkey...

  [flashes back to last Thanksgiving, him wielding the electric carver] 

  Homer : ... Maybe you're right.