The Simpsons (TV Series)
Dog of Death (1992)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Employee in Commercial, Barney Gumble, Krusty the Clown, Lottery Announcer, Grampa Simpson, Trainee Barber, Butler
Quotes
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[after Santa's Little Helper disappears]
Homer : That was his dish, and that was his leash, and that's where he took a whiz on the rug!
[cries]
Marge : Homer, get a-hold of yourself! Even if he has passed on there's no reason to cry. Remember, Doggy Heaven.
Homer : Oh, Marge! There is no such place!
[Marge clears throat]
Homer : Or to put it another way... there... is.
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Grampa : [Santa's Little Helper is lying on the floor in the kitchen] The dog's dead.
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[Homer is reading a book called "Canine Surgery."]
Marge : No!
Homer : What?
Marge : You are not going to perform that operation yourself!
Homer : But, Marge, it looks so easy! Like carving a turkey...
[flashes back to last Thanksgiving, him wielding the electric carver]
Homer : ... Maybe you're right.
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Homer : Bart quick I need some lucky numbers how old are you/ and when's your birthday? No kidding and whens Lisa birthday? What you don't know your own sisters birthday? What kind of brother are you?
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Grampa : so the old mans off his rocker if the old man says hes dead then he must be alive.