- Kyle Broflovski: Does that mean you'll go to the dance?
- Rebecca Cotswolds: You bet your sweet ass I will.
- Mayor McDaniels: [at the spelling bee] All right, Mark, your word is "conscientious."
- Cartman: [to Kyle] What? What the fuck does that mean?
- Mark Cotswolds: Public schools may be a bit lacking in education, but it's the main place where children learn all of their social skills. You can't teach a child social skills. They have to learn it for themselves. And the only place to do that is on the playground, in the cafeteria, and so on. Don't you see, Papá? That's what happened to your daughter. You tried so hard to keep her from anything sexual, and now look at her. She's a God-damned whore, Papá.
- Mayor McDaniels: Eric, your word is "chair."
- Cartman: Uh, definition?
- Mayor McDaniels: Something you sit on.
- Cartman: Country of origin?
- Mayor McDaniels: English!
- Cartman: Could you please use it in a sentence?
- Mayor McDaniels: Oh, for Christ's sake, kid, the word is "chair!"
- Cartman: "Chair." C-H-A-R-E.
- [buzzer sounds]
- Cartman: Goddamnit! How come I get the hard ones?
- [furiously, as he leaves the stage]
- Cartman: GET OVER HERE YOU SONOFABITCH FONICS MONKEY!
- Mayor McDaniels: Krocsyldiphithic.
- Kyle Broflovski: Definition?
- Mayor McDaniels: Something which has a krocsyldiph-like quality.
- Kyle Broflovski: Uh, could you use it in a sentence?
- Mayor McDaniels: Certainly. Krocsyldiphithic is a hard word to spell.
- Kyle Broflovski: Krocsyldiphic.
- Jimbo Kern: You can do it, kid! You can do it!
- Kyle Broflovski: Krocsyldiphic. C
- [buzzer sounds]
- Kyle Broflovski: Dammit!
- Jimbo Kern: You little bastard, you cost me fifty bucks!