Futurama (TV Series)

The Luck of the Fryrish (2001)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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Quotes 

• Leela : [reading tombstone]  It says, "Philip Fry, the original martian."

  Fry : That's a lie, every word of it! He wasn't original, he wasn't a martian, he wasn't Philip Fry! And since when is he a the?

  Bender : You're twice the the he ever was.

• Fry : It's gone! The whole place's cleaned out! Yancy stole my clover! That thief!

  Leela : How do you know it didn't disintegrate?

  Fry : Everything else held up okay.

  Bender : Except for "Sports" by Huey Lewis.

• Fry : That clover helped my rat-faced brother steal my dream of going into space. Now I'll never get there.

  Leela : You went there this morning for doughnuts.

• Leela : They buried your brother in the World Heroes Section? Impressive.

  Fry : [jealous]  *I* should be the one in that grave.

• [Leela and Hermes are at a concession stand at the track] 

  Horse D'ourves Salesman : Get your piping hot horse burgers, horse fries, horse cakes and shakes. We got tongue, straight from the horse's mouth.

  Leela : Hmmmmm.

  Hermes Conrad : It all sounds good.

  Horse D'ourves Salesman : All our horses are 100% horse-fed for that double-horse "juiced-in" goodness.

  Leela : I'll have the cholesterol-free omelet with horse-beaters.

  Horse D'ourves Salesman : And you, sir? How can I horse you?

  Hermes Conrad : I'll have a horse Coke.

  Horse D'ourves Salesman : Horse Pepsi okay?

  Hermes Conrad : Neeeiiiggghh.

• Fry : This was our storage closet. My Dad spent years turning it into a bomb shelter.

  Leela : [sadly]  And yet you guys never had a single nuclear war.

  Bender : [sadly]  What a waste.

• Fry : Gosh, my old neighborhood. That's the bench where I found some shirts. That fire hydrant. On summers we'd light it on fire. On that corner, some guy with a bushy beard handed out a socialist newsletter.

  Bender : Was it poorly Xeroxed?

  Fry : You better believe it.

  Leela : The old comedians were right. This place is a lot different from L.A.

• Fry : [on the ruins of Old New York]  We've got Manhattan all to ourselves. I'm going to do all the crazy things I always dreamed of doing.

  [stands up on a newspaper dispenser] 

  Fry : Howard Stern is overrated! He he he!

  [goes to a public phone and unhooks the receiver] 

  Fry : Oops!

  Bender : New York is so burned.

  Fry : And remember when mayor Guiliani cracked down on jaywalking?

  Leela : No.

  Fry : Well, Rudy, how do you like this action?

  [starts to cross the street when a giant lizard runs him over] 

• Leela : [to Bender, who is whistling and counting money]  Well, someone's in a good mode.

  Bender : Let's just say I lucked out at the track. Also, I rigged one race.

• Leela : They buried your brother in the Heroes section? I'm impressed.

  Fry : [angry]  I should be the one in that grave!

  Fry : [salutes the guards, Leela also salutes and Bender hits himself in the head with the shovel]