Futurama (TV Series)

The Luck of the Fryrish (2001)

John DiMaggio: Bender, Yancy Fry, Sr., Midget Jockey, Yawning Horse, Noticeably F.A.T.

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Quotes 

• [Fry's just been born] 

  Doctor : It's a boy. And look at that red hair.

  Yancy Fry Sr. : [angry]  You sayin' my boy is a Commie?

• Fry : Holy camolie! The house I grew up in. It's still there.

  Bender : Man, Father Time really took a bat to this place.

• Bender : Apparently this brave Adonis, this Cadillac of men, was the first person on Mars.

  Fry : First person on Mars? I should have been the first person on Mars! He stole my clover, he stole my name, and he stole my life!

  [punches statue] 

  Fry : And now he broke my hand!

  Bender : His legend lives on.

• Leela : [reading tombstone]  It says, "Philip Fry, the original martian."

  Fry : That's a lie, every word of it! He wasn't original, he wasn't a martian, he wasn't Philip Fry! And since when is he a the?

  Bender : You're twice the the he ever was.

• Fry : It's gone! The whole place's cleaned out! Yancy stole my clover! That thief!

  Leela : How do you know it didn't disintegrate?

  Fry : Everything else held up okay.

  Bender : Except for "Sports" by Huey Lewis.

• Bender : Bending's my middle name.

  Fry : It is?

  Bender : Yep. My full name is Bender Bending Rodriguez.

• [Fry's mother is giving birth] 

  Yancy Fry Sr. : You can do it, honey. Squeeze one out for America.

• Fry : This was our storage closet. My Dad spent years turning it into a bomb shelter.

  Leela : [sadly]  And yet you guys never had a single nuclear war.

  Bender : [sadly]  What a waste.

• [Bender and Leela are in a cemetery] 

  Bender : Grab a shovel. I'm one skull short of a Mouseketeer reunion.

• Bender : There, now no one will be able to say I don't own John Larroquette's spine.

• Fry : Gosh, my old neighborhood. That's the bench where I found some shirts. That fire hydrant. On summers we'd light it on fire. On that corner, some guy with a bushy beard handed out a socialist newsletter.

  Bender : Was it poorly Xeroxed?

  Fry : You better believe it.

  Leela : The old comedians were right. This place is a lot different from L.A.

• Bender : Old New York, the city that inspired a casino in Las Vegas.

• Young Yancy Fry Jr. : I wanna be Philip. Me Philip. Me Philip.

  Yancy Fry Sr. : Son, your name is Yancy, just like me, and my grandfather, and so on, all the way back to Minuteman Yancy Fry, who blasted Commies in the American Revolution.

• Fry : [on the ruins of Old New York]  We've got Manhattan all to ourselves. I'm going to do all the crazy things I always dreamed of doing.

  [stands up on a newspaper dispenser] 

  Fry : Howard Stern is overrated! He he he!

  [goes to a public phone and unhooks the receiver] 

  Fry : Oops!

  Bender : New York is so burned.

  Fry : And remember when mayor Guiliani cracked down on jaywalking?

  Leela : No.

  Fry : Well, Rudy, how do you like this action?

  [starts to cross the street when a giant lizard runs him over] 

• Yancy Fry Jr : [Yancy is wearing a camouflage-colored tuxedo]  Thanks for lending me your tux dad. It'll be perfect for my wedding.

  Yancy Fry Sr. : Yancy, that tux got me through 'Nam in style.

• Leela : [to Bender, who is whistling and counting money]  Well, someone's in a good mode.

  Bender : Let's just say I lucked out at the track. Also, I rigged one race.

• [Bender gets on the subway tracks, Fry and Leela climb on] 

  Bender : This is the Brooklyn bound B-train , making local stops at wherever the hell I feel like. Watch for the closing doors. Bim-bum!

• Bender : [after digging up the grave]  I got his wedding ring. Sorry ladies I'm taken.

  Bender : Hey Fry, while I'm down here you want me to smack up the corpse a little?