Futurama (TV Series)

The Luck of the Fryrish (2001)

David Herman: Horse d'Oeuvres Salesman, Hair-bot, Breakdancing Teacher, Andy Goldman

Quotes 

• [Leela and Hermes are at a concession stand at the track] 

  Horse D'ourves Salesman : Get your piping hot horse burgers, horse fries, horse cakes and shakes. We got tongue, straight from the horse's mouth.

  Leela : Hmmmmm.

  Hermes Conrad : It all sounds good.

  Horse D'ourves Salesman : All our horses are 100% horse-fed for that double-horse "juiced-in" goodness.

  Leela : I'll have the cholesterol-free omelet with horse-beaters.

  Horse D'ourves Salesman : And you, sir? How can I horse you?

  Hermes Conrad : I'll have a horse Coke.

  Horse D'ourves Salesman : Horse Pepsi okay?

  Hermes Conrad : Neeeiiiggghh.

• [Fry falls headfirst into a garbage bin outside a kitchen] 

  Horse D'ourves Salesman : That is one unlucky guy.

  [Tips a bucket of fish guts over him] 

• Breakdancing Teacher : Fry, if I ever see you try anything that crazy again... this crew might just have some new parachute pants!