Futurama (TV Series)

The Luck of the Fryrish (2001)

Phil LaMarr: Hermes Conrad

Quotes 

• [At the horse races] 

  Hermes Conrad : Come on, baby needs a new pair of shoes.

  Dr. Zoidberg : The hell with your spoiled baby. I need those shoes.

• [Leela and Hermes are at a concession stand at the track] 

  Horse D'ourves Salesman : Get your piping hot horse burgers, horse fries, horse cakes and shakes. We got tongue, straight from the horse's mouth.

  Leela : Hmmmmm.

  Hermes Conrad : It all sounds good.

  Horse D'ourves Salesman : All our horses are 100% horse-fed for that double-horse "juiced-in" goodness.

  Leela : I'll have the cholesterol-free omelet with horse-beaters.

  Horse D'ourves Salesman : And you, sir? How can I horse you?

  Hermes Conrad : I'll have a horse Coke.

  Horse D'ourves Salesman : Horse Pepsi okay?

  Hermes Conrad : Neeeiiiggghh.