Futurama (TV Series)

The Luck of the Fryrish (2001)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Leo Wong

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Quotes 

• Fry : The Breakfast Club soundtrack? Oh, I can't wait until I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff.

• Fry : Holy camolie! The house I grew up in. It's still there.

  Bender : Man, Father Time really took a bat to this place.

• Bender : Apparently this brave Adonis, this Cadillac of men, was the first person on Mars.

  Fry : First person on Mars? I should have been the first person on Mars! He stole my clover, he stole my name, and he stole my life!

  [punches statue] 

  Fry : And now he broke my hand!

  Bender : His legend lives on.

• Leela : [reading tombstone]  It says, "Philip Fry, the original martian."

  Fry : That's a lie, every word of it! He wasn't original, he wasn't a martian, he wasn't Philip Fry! And since when is he a the?

  Bender : You're twice the the he ever was.

• Fry : It's gone! The whole place's cleaned out! Yancy stole my clover! That thief!

  Leela : How do you know it didn't disintegrate?

  Fry : Everything else held up okay.

  Bender : Except for "Sports" by Huey Lewis.

• Bender : Bending's my middle name.

  Fry : It is?

  Bender : Yep. My full name is Bender Bending Rodriguez.

• [At the horse races] 

  Hermes Conrad : Come on, baby needs a new pair of shoes.

  Dr. Zoidberg : The hell with your spoiled baby. I need those shoes.

• [the group's at a horse race] 

  Fry : C'mon. C'mon. Hey, Leela, how about a kiss for good luck?

  [Leela gives him a quick peck on the cheek] 

  Fry : [disappointed]  I meant tongue luck.

• Fry : That clover helped my rat-faced brother steal my dream of going into space. Now I'll never get there.

  Leela : You went there this morning for doughnuts.

• Leela : They buried your brother in the World Heroes Section? Impressive.

  Fry : [jealous]  *I* should be the one in that grave.

• Fry : This was our storage closet. My Dad spent years turning it into a bomb shelter.

  Leela : [sadly]  And yet you guys never had a single nuclear war.

  Bender : [sadly]  What a waste.

• Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Shut up friends. My internet browser heard us saying the word Fry and it found a movie about Philip J. Fry for us. It also opened my calendar to Friday and ordered me some french fries.

• Fry : Gosh, my old neighborhood. That's the bench where I found some shirts. That fire hydrant. On summers we'd light it on fire. On that corner, some guy with a bushy beard handed out a socialist newsletter.

  Bender : Was it poorly Xeroxed?

  Fry : You better believe it.

  Leela : The old comedians were right. This place is a lot different from L.A.

• Dr. Zoidberg : So the clover is still in the hiding place, maybe?

  Fry : Hey, yeah! Maybe it's still there, underground in the ruins of Old New York, helping some ant defeat another ant, or helping some piece of dirt turn its luck around.

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : Dirt doesn't need luck.

• Fry : [on the ruins of Old New York]  We've got Manhattan all to ourselves. I'm going to do all the crazy things I always dreamed of doing.

  [stands up on a newspaper dispenser] 

  Fry : Howard Stern is overrated! He he he!

  [goes to a public phone and unhooks the receiver] 

  Fry : Oops!

  Bender : New York is so burned.

  Fry : And remember when mayor Guiliani cracked down on jaywalking?

  Leela : No.

  Fry : Well, Rudy, how do you like this action?

  [starts to cross the street when a giant lizard runs him over] 

• Documentary Announcer : After a whirlwind fling with Icelandic supermodel Njörd, Fry scored a sting of top 10 hits with his rock band Leaf Seven, known for their hypnotic rhythms, driving baselines and memorable hooks.

  Fry : That's what I'm known for!

• Fry : I may not know much about horses, but I know a lot about doing anything for one dollar.

• Fry : Dear Horse God, I know I don't usually pray to you. Sometimes I doubt you even exist, but if you're willing to grant me luck... please... stamp your hoof once.

• Race Announcer : It's a dead heat! They're checking the electron microscope. And the winner is number three in a quantum finish!

  Professor Hubert Farnsworth : No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

• Leela : They buried your brother in the Heroes section? I'm impressed.

  Fry : [angry]  I should be the one in that grave!

  Fry : [salutes the guards, Leela also salutes and Bender hits himself in the head with the shovel] 

• Documentary Narrator : After a whirlwind fling with Icelandic supermodel Njord, Fry scored a string of top 10 hits, with his rock band Leaf Seven.

• Fry : [Playing basketball with Yancy]  Kareem may have the sky hook, but Philip J. Fry has the space hook!

  [shoots ball and misses] 

  Yancy Fry Jr : Yancy drives, he goes up with his patented space hook!

  [Shoots ball and it goes through the hoop] 

  Fry : Hey, that's my patented space hook! You stole it!

  Yancy Fry Jr : You're not the president of it!