- [Fry's just been born]
- Doctor: It's a boy. And look at that red hair.
- Yancy Fry Sr.: [angry] You sayin' my boy is a Commie?
- Yancy Fry, Jr.'s Wife: So, had any ideas for names, Yancy?
- Yancy Fry Jr: Uh, I'm sorta thinking of one.
- [She hands him the baby]
- Yancy Fry Jr: Daddy has a present for you today. Do you know what it is?
- [He pulls the clover out of his pocket]
- Yancy Fry Jr: It's a lucky clover that can help you be successful whatever you do. Even breakdancing. And it once belonged to someone very special.
- Yancy Fry, Jr.'s Wife: I know what name you wanna give him Yancy. It's okay.
- Yancy Fry Jr: Really?
- [She nods]
- Yancy Fry Jr: Son, I'm naming you Philip J. Fry in honour of my little brother, who I miss every day. I love you, Philip, and I always will.
- [At the horse races]
- Hermes Conrad: Come on, baby needs a new pair of shoes.
- Dr. Zoidberg: The hell with your spoiled baby. I need those shoes.
- [Leela and Hermes are at a concession stand at the track]
- Horse D'ourves Salesman: Get your piping hot horse burgers, horse fries, horse cakes and shakes. We got tongue, straight from the horse's mouth.
- Leela: Hmmmmm.
- Hermes Conrad: It all sounds good.
- Horse D'ourves Salesman: All our horses are 100% horse-fed for that double-horse "juiced-in" goodness.
- Leela: I'll have the cholesterol-free omelet with horse-beaters.
- Horse D'ourves Salesman: And you, sir? How can I horse you?
- Hermes Conrad: I'll have a horse Coke.
- Horse D'ourves Salesman: Horse Pepsi okay?
- Hermes Conrad: Neeeiiiggghh.
- [Bender and Leela are in a cemetery]
- Bender: Grab a shovel. I'm one skull short of a Mouseketeer reunion.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Shut up friends. My internet browser heard us saying the word Fry and it found a movie about Philip J. Fry for us. It also opened my calendar to Friday and ordered me some french fries.
- [Fry falls headfirst into a garbage bin outside a kitchen]
- Horse D'ourves Salesman: That is one unlucky guy.
- [Tips a bucket of fish guts over him]
- Fry: Gosh, my old neighborhood. That's the bench where I found some shirts. That fire hydrant. On summers we'd light it on fire. On that corner, some guy with a bushy beard handed out a socialist newsletter.
- Bender: Was it poorly Xeroxed?
- Fry: You better believe it.
- Leela: The old comedians were right. This place is a lot different from L.A.
- Dr. Zoidberg: So the clover is still in the hiding place, maybe?
- Fry: Hey, yeah! Maybe it's still there, underground in the ruins of Old New York, helping some ant defeat another ant, or helping some piece of dirt turn its luck around.
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Dirt doesn't need luck.
- Young Yancy Fry Jr.: I wanna be Philip. Me Philip. Me Philip.
- Yancy Fry Sr.: Son, your name is Yancy, just like me, and my grandfather, and so on, all the way back to Minuteman Yancy Fry, who blasted Commies in the American Revolution.
- Fry: [on the ruins of Old New York] We've got Manhattan all to ourselves. I'm going to do all the crazy things I always dreamed of doing.
- [stands up on a newspaper dispenser]
- Fry: Howard Stern is overrated! He he he!
- [goes to a public phone and unhooks the receiver]
- Fry: Oops!
- Bender: New York is so burned.
- Fry: And remember when mayor Guiliani cracked down on jaywalking?
- Leela: No.
- Fry: Well, Rudy, how do you like this action?
- [starts to cross the street when a giant lizard runs him over]
- Yancy Fry Jr: [Yancy is wearing a camouflage-colored tuxedo] Thanks for lending me your tux dad. It'll be perfect for my wedding.
- Yancy Fry Sr.: Yancy, that tux got me through 'Nam in style.
- Documentary Announcer: After a whirlwind fling with Icelandic supermodel Njörd, Fry scored a sting of top 10 hits with his rock band Leaf Seven, known for their hypnotic rhythms, driving baselines and memorable hooks.
- Fry: That's what I'm known for!
- Breakdancing Teacher: Fry, if I ever see you try anything that crazy again... this crew might just have some new parachute pants!
- Fry: Dear Horse God, I know I don't usually pray to you. Sometimes I doubt you even exist, but if you're willing to grant me luck... please... stamp your hoof once.
- Race Announcer: It's a dead heat! They're checking the electron microscope. And the winner is number three in a quantum finish!
- Professor Hubert Farnsworth: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
- [Bender gets on the subway tracks, Fry and Leela climb on]
- Bender: This is the Brooklyn bound B-train , making local stops at wherever the hell I feel like. Watch for the closing doors. Bim-bum!
- Documentary Narrator: After a whirlwind fling with Icelandic supermodel Njord, Fry scored a string of top 10 hits, with his rock band Leaf Seven.
- Fry: [Playing basketball with Yancy] Kareem may have the sky hook, but Philip J. Fry has the space hook!
- [shoots ball and misses]
- Yancy Fry Jr: Yancy drives, he goes up with his patented space hook!
- [Shoots ball and it goes through the hoop]
- Fry: Hey, that's my patented space hook! You stole it!
- Yancy Fry Jr: You're not the president of it!