King of the Hill (TV Series)
Death Buys a Timeshare (2005)
Stephen Root: Bill Dauterive, Jim
Quotes
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Jim : I know how you feel, Mr. Hill. Afraid to take a chance. If you're like me, your wife would tan your hide if you thought for yourself.
Hank Hill : Yep, that's why I'm not buying. I'm a big fraidy cat. I'm barely even a man. My wife chases me around with a rolling pin. It's got nothing to do with timeshares bein' on of the worst investments there is.
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Wendy : Bill, an attractive man like yourself...
Bill Dauterive : I'll buy!
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Bill Dauterive : So then Cotton says: "I bet fatty here can't eat fifty potatoes", and the bartender said "No way", which of course was a terrible insult to the colonel's honor. Long story short: I was pronounced legally dead! But it was a heck of a weekend!
