October Road (TV Series)

Pilot (2007)

Evan Jones: David 'Ikey' Eichorn

Quotes 

• Eddie Latekka : Hey Ikey! What do you even know about Janet? She may be the coolest person in this bar, but you'll never find out 'cuz you're too busy judging her on the outside, instead of finding out what's on the inside.

  Ikey : All right, maybe I should find out what's on the inside. My guess is cake. Lots of cake.

• Ikey : I got a bone to pick. I read your book 3 times. I still can't figure out which character is suppose to be me.

  Nick Garrett : That's 'cause there wasn't a character based on you.

  Ikey : Well now I'm really pissed!