- Eric Cartman: Okay, we'll try this again.
- [types on the computer]
- Eric Cartman: 'Hi everyone. I am a young boy looking for fun times with older male. I like to...
- [lots of dialogue boxes pop up at once]
- Eric Cartman: Oh, this one looks good. "HungDaddy".
- [types back]
- Eric Cartman: 'Hello, HungDaddy.'
- [gets immediate response]
- Eric Cartman: [reading the answer] "Hi. I'm eight and a half inches". Damn dude, this guy's tiny! He must be a dwarf.
- [types back]
- Eric Cartman: 'Sorry, I'm not interested in being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off.' Frowny face.
- Mr. Eduardo (Member of NAMBLA): All these men wanted was love from a young boy. There is nothing wrong with love.
- Mr. Garrison: I do not want love from a young boy. I like men my own age. Ah! I mean, I like women! What did I say? Oh God! I love titties!
- Mrs. McCormick: Are you all right, Stuart?
- Mr. McCormick: Don't touch me! I've had my nuts broken, body poisoned and been made love to in the ass by three dozen forty-year-old men! I just want to go home and take a... a hot bath!