SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

BubbleStand/Ripped Pants (1999)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob SquarePants

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Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : First go like this, spin around - stop! Double-take three times... one, two, three. Then... pelvic thrust! Woo! Woo! Stop on your right foot - Don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town. Bring it around town! Then you do this, and that, this and that, and this and that, and then...

  [blows bubble] 

• [SpongeBob washes ashore after wiping out] 

  Lifeguard : Hey, look. A cardboard box washed up on the beach.

  [Looks through spyglass] 

  Lifeguard : Holy fish paste! It's a guy!

  [Runs over] 

  Lifeguard : Why? Why? *Why?*

  Sandy Cheeks : SpongeBob!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I need... I need...

  Lifeguard : What do you need, son?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : A tailor. Because I ripped my pants!

  [Everyone leaves, disgusted] 

  Sandy Cheeks : That wasn't funny, SpongeBob! Y'all had me worried sick!

• SpongeBob : [Goes into sand and shows his face to Sandy]  Look I'm Sandy!

  [Sandy laughs] 

  SpongeBob : [Spoungebob is Squidward] 

  [Deep Voice] 

  SpongeBob : Hey Sandy who am I?

  [Sandy Laughs] 

  SpongeBob : [Sand phone rings] 

  [Imitating Squidward] 

  SpongeBob : Hello Spongebob? Could you keep it down? I'm trying to be boring here.

  SpongeBob : [Spongebob has 20 Sand Pizzas]  Did anyone order 20 Pepperoni and Sand Pizzas?

  [Sandy laughs] 

• SpongeBob : Good morning, sir. Would you like to blow a bubble?

  Patrick Star : How much is it?

  SpongeBob : One quarter.

  Patrick Star : Sounds reasonable. Uhh...

  [whispering] 

  Patrick Star : I'm going to have to borrow a quarter.

  SpongeBob : Here you go.

  [Hands Patrick a quarter] 

  Patrick Star : Ah, one quarter.

  [Gives it back to SpongeBob; he tests it to see if it's real, then puts it in his pocket] 

  SpongeBob : Thank you.

  Squidward : Hmm. Business is booming.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : And now, with the addition of two - Count'em, two - marshmallows.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Ripped pants a la mode!

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, everybody! Not ripped pants...

  [Rips out pants] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Pants ripped off. Someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose.

• SpongeBob : [after almost drowning in water]  I ripped my pants.

  Sandy Cheeks : [angry]  That wasn't funny Spongebob. You had me worried sick!