SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Hall Monitor/Jellyfish Jam (1999)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles

Quotes 

• Squidward : SpongeBob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish,

  [shouting] 

  Squidward : for twelve hours!

• [SpongeBob has a jellyfish on a leash] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, Squidward. Meet my new pet.

  Squidward : That's no pet. That's a wild animal.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No he isn't. He can do tricks.

  [Throwing a stick] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Fetch!

  [Jellyfish fetches stick] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [holding up three fingers]  How many fingers am I holding up?

  [Jellyfish buzzes three times] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Play dead!

  [Jellyfish is buried under a tombstone, then comes out] 

  Squidward : I wouldn't let that thing in my house even if it was potty-trained.

  [Jellyfish is sitting on a toilet, reading the newspaper and humming] 

  Squidward : I didn't need to see that.

• [Squidward is in bed, his house is shaking from Spongebob's loud music] 

  Squidward Tentacles : Spongebob is the only guy I know who can have fun with a jellyfish... for TWELVE HOURS!

• Squidward Tentacles : [when the jellyfish corner him in his house]  Uh, wait, I can turn it down.

• Squidward Tentacles : Everybody's a critic. You won't be hearing from me anymore.