SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Hall Monitor/Jellyfish Jam (1999)

Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star, Student

Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : It is our duty to bring this maniac to justice, but how to procede? Listen, deputy. You're an ex-criminal. What would you do?

  Patrick : Hmmm... I'd get an ice cream.

  [Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick coming out of an ice-cream parlor] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Okay, now what?

  Patrick : Hmmm...

  [Cut to SpongeBob and Patrick coming out of the ice-cream parlor again] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : This isn't working.

• [sees SpongeBob in the distance; mistakes him for the Maniac] 

  Patrick : [On walkie-talkie]  SpongeBob! I see him!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Where is he?

  Patrick : At the intersection of Conch and Coral.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : That's where I am! He's right on top of me, but I can't see him! What's he doing?

  Patrick : He's just standing there... menacingly! Get out of there, SpongeBob!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Yaaah!

  Patrick : That's his maniac shriek! He's going to attack!

  [SpongeBob runs around in circles, crying] 

  Patrick : He's acting all crazy! Run, SpongeBob, run! Quick, hide behind that building! No, wait! He just ran by that building! Hide behind that street sign! No, wait! The maniac just went by that sign! Get underneath that street light! No! He's there too! Run for your life!

  [SpongeBob dives inside a mailbox; inside, he hears Patrick on the walkie-talkie, intercut by static] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Say that again, deputy?

  Patrick : The maniac's in the mailbox!

  [SpongeBob screams and runs off] 

• Patrick : Hi, SpongeBob.

  SpongeBob : That's "Hall Monitor" to you.

  Patrick : Sorry, officer.

  SpongeBob : Sorry's not good enough, Patrick. You've commited a crime, and I'm taking you in.

  Patrick : What crime?

  [SpongeBob points at the ice cream cone Patrick dropped on the ground] 

  Patrick : [crying]  I'm a bad person!