- Sandy Cheeks: I love karate.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I love kara-te.
- Mr. Krabs: I love money-e.
- Squidward: I hate all of you.
- SpongeBob Squarepants: I'll slice the buns!
- Sandy: I'll dice the tomatoes!
- SpongeBob Squarepants: Then I'll cut the cheese!
- Narrator: Ah, it is Sunday morning in Bikini Bottom, and Squidward is getting ready to practice on his clarinet... so get your earplugs out.
- Hot Sauce Drop: By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of hot sauce to be very, very hot!
- SpongeBob Squarepants: [as SpongeTron] Welcome to the future!
- Squidward: Uh, the future...
- [notices everything's chrome]
- Squidward: Huh? Okay, uh, what's going on here? Why is everything... chrome?
- SpongeBob Squarepants: Everything is chrome in the future.
- Squidward: Wha...?
- [stammers then runs to look outside a window]
- Squidward: Oh, my...
- [notices the chrome environment]
- Squidward: Impossible! He's lying!
- [sees a flower pop up, then someone comes by and sprays the flower with chrome spray paint]
- Squidward: He's right!
- SpongeBob Squarepants: Of course I'm right, Squidward. Just ask my clones: SpongeTrons X, Y, and Z.
- Squidward: Are the other letters of the alphabet involved here?
- SpongeBob Squarepants: Sure, all 486 of them.