SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Sleepy Time/Suds (2000)

Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star

Quotes 

• SpongeBob Squarepants : [after waking up from a bad dream]  Ah!

  [sees everyone hovering over his bed, all looking quite irritable with him] 

  SpongeBob Squarepants : Hey, what are you all doing in your pajamas? Are we having a slumber party?

  Squidward : No, we are not having a slumber party!

  Sandy Cheeks : Do us all a favor, SpongeBob, and stay out of our dreams!

  [everyone grumbles in agreement] 

  Sheldon J. Plankton : Take a hike!

  Squidward : Don't we get enough of you during the day?

  Gary : Meow!

  Patrick : Does anybody have a quarter?

  [everyone stares at Patrick] 

• Sandy Cheeks : All right, Patrick. Where's SpongeBob?

  Patrick : Uh... Uh... He's not here at the moment. Please leave a message after the beep. Beep!

  Sandy Cheeks : All right, then tell me. Since when do you have two houses?

  Patrick : Since I ran out of room to put my stuff.

  Sandy Cheeks : Uh-huh, yeah. Then why does your house have feet?

  Patrick : This is my mobile home.

  [the "second house" sneezes and all the dust flies out to reveal the inflated SpongeBob] 

  SpongeBob : Hiya, Sandy.

  Patrick : Hmmm... the dirt therapy seems to be working just fine.

• Purple Doctorfish : Well, Mr. Squarepants, it appears you have the suds.

  SpongeBob : You're not gonna make me read old magazines, are you?

  Purple Doctorfish : No silly, you get the sponge treatment. Oh, Hans.

  [Hans takes Spongebob and uses him to clean different things] 

  SpongeBob : [while being cleaned by Hans]  I can smell again.

  SpongeBob : [after the sponge treatment]  That was great, I love the doctor.

  Hans : Here's your lollipop.

  Patrick : A lollipop? Hey doc, I have the suds too.

  Purple Doctorfish : Oh *yes*, Dr. Patrick. We have a special treatment for you, too.

  Patrick : [while Hans is cleaning Patrick on a cactus]  Ouch! That hurts.

  Patrick : [Hans is about to clean a toilet with Patrick]  What are you doing?

  Patrick : Hey! This doesn't seem right!

• Sandy Cheeks : Patrick, SpongeBob needs to see a real doctor.

  Patrick : No he doesn't! I'm taking good care of him! Show her, SpongeBob. Say "aah."

  SpongeBob : Aah.

  [SpongeBob's bad breath dries out the landscape and knocks out some scallops] 

  Sandy Cheeks : See? He's worse than I thought.

  Patrick : [Has a clothespin on his nose]  What do you mean? He's fine.

• SpongeBob : [sees Patrick riding a toy seahorse]  Patrick, this is a dream. You can do whatever you want.

  Patrick : Yup.

  SpongeBob : Look. I can turn myself into a skyscraper.

  [gets really tall] 

  SpongeBob : I can make millions of me!

  [lots of Spongebobs pop up and form circles around Patrick] 

  Patrick : Yup.

  SpongeBob : I'm gonna go find another dream.

  [leaves] 

  Patrick : [seahorse stops; Patrick digs a quarter out of his pocket, tries to put it in slot; quarter rolls away and goes down a drain]  That was my last quarter.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : I'm sick, Patrick. I'm going to the doctor.

  Patrick : What? Oh no, you can't go!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Why not?

  Patrick : I know a guy who knows a guy who went to the doctor, and the doctor's office is a horrible, horrible place.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : It can't be as horrible as the suds.

  [Sneezes] 

  Patrick : Oh, it is, SpongeBob. First, they make you sit in a... waiting room!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Is that the horrible part?

  Patrick : No, it gets worse. They make you read... old magazines!

  [SpongeBob shrieks] 

  Patrick : Then the doctor pulls out his stethoscope.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : No!

  Patrick : Yes! It's a device so sinister, so icy cold when it touches your bare flesh that... Pssh!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Aaah! No doctor! No stethoscope! No magazines! No Pssh! Patrick, I don't want to go to the doctor.

  Patrick : Exactly.

• SpongeBob , Squidward : [exiting SpongeBobs nightmare]  No! no! No!

  [Squidward talking in the real world] 

  SpongeBob , Squidward : SpongeBob. SpongeBob! SpongeBob!

  [taps on his face to wake him up] 

  SpongeBob , Squidward : Ahhhhhhhhhh!

  SpongeBob : [wakes up to find Mr. Krabs, Pearl, Sandy, Gary, and Squidward staring at and all of them are mad]  Hey what what are you guys doing in your pajamas? Are we having a slumber party?

  Squidward : No we are not having a slumber party!

  Sandy Cheeks : Do us all a favor SpongeBob and stay out of our dreams!

  [everyone starts grumbling in agreement with Gary meowing angrily] 

  Mr. Krabs : [under all the grumbling]  You Ruined My Dream Boy!

  Sheldon J. Plankton : [joins the argument under the grumbling]  You ruined my dream too! Why Don't You Take a Hike!

  Squidward : Don't we get enough of you during the day?

  Gary : Meow!

  Patrick : [enters]  Does anyone have a quarter?