- Kahn Souphanousinphone, Sr.: Bobby, deep inside those folds, you must know that you and Connie do not belong together. She is destined for Harvard. You are destined for... something less, maybe retail.
- Kahn Souphanousinphone, Sr.: Better she cry now for 10 minutes than spend 45 years crying that Bobby Hill still not get promotion at dirt factory.
- Kahn Souphanousinphone, Sr.: An F? A minus is unacceptable in this house. Even regular A we not so crazy about.
- Kahn Souphanousinphone, Sr.: Here's three hundred dollars to break up with Connie.
- Bobby Hill: Save that money for our wedding.