Dinosaurs (TV Series)

A New Leaf (1992)

Stuart Pankin: Earl Sinclair

Quotes 

• B.P. Richfield : SINCLAIR. I oughta kill you and your whole family, but I'd probably get in trouble with the union. As it is, there's only one thing I can do to you: you're fired, Sinclair, fired, fired, FIRED.

  Earl : Fired? That means I don't have to come to work anymore. Oh, this is the happiest day of my life.

• Earl : Hey Fran, are you Happy?

  Fran Sinclair : Well... I would be a lot Happier if you were on your way to Work.

  Earl : Then I'm on my way to Work...

  [stops for a long Pause] 

  Fran Sinclair : What's wrong, Earl?

  Earl : I just realized that... I'm not wearing any Pants.

• Earl : [Regarding what the Plant has led them to]  You know, maybe your Mother is right, throwing our Lives away for some cheap high does have a downside, so... have we agreed, no more Plant?

  Robbie Sinclair , Charlene Sinclair : Sigh, no more Plant...

  Earl : ...and no more throwing our Lives away either?

  Robbie Sinclair , Charlene Sinclair : No more throwing our Lives away.

• Fran Sinclair : [Regarding Robbies Spikes]  Look, it's getting Late Earl, why Can't we just discuss this after Dinner?

  Earl : He's not Eating Dinner in My House with those Spikes!

  Robbie Sinclair : Obviously, I can't do anything Right. My Room's a Mess, My Spikes are too long, and My Posture Stinks! I mean... why is it that everything that I do is so wrong?

  Earl : I was gonna ask You the same thing...

  Robbie Sinclair : You know, I never asked to be Hatched in this Stupid Family.

  Earl : Well then... nobody is keeping You here.

  [Earl opens the Door, and Robbie Leaves] 

  Robbie Sinclair : FINE!

  Earl : [Aloud]  Don't You walk away from Me!

• Earl : I got fired a week ago. oh, it was the happiest moment of my life. No wait, this is. No wait, thi...

  Fran Sinclair : Stop that! You've been leaving the house every morning. Where have you been going?

  Earl : Well for the first couple of days I just stood in the driveway. But after a while that stopped being fulfilling. So, I decided to improve myself. I've been going back to school.

  Fran Sinclair : You mean high school?

  Earl : Well I started off in high school, but I got sent back to junior high. It wasn't so much the academics, I just had trouble socially.

  Fran Sinclair : This is crazy.

  Earl : No, no, it's okay. Now I'm passed by awkward phase. I'm making friends. Hey, I'm even going out for cheerleader! Fight'em! Fight'em!

• Earl : This is the happiest moment of my life. No wait, this is. No wait, this is.