Dinosaurs (TV Series)

A New Leaf (1992)

Jason Willinger: Robbie Sinclair

Quotes 

• Spike : Hey, it was better in the old Days, when a Male came of Age, He challenged his Father for Supremacy.

  Robbie Sinclair : You mean like a Fight?

  Spike : ...to the Death!

  Robbie Sinclair : Cool!

  Spike : You can kick Your Dad's Butt, and take everything He owns, including His Wife.

  Robbie Sinclair : Um... wouldn't that be My Mom?

  Spike , Robbie Sinclair : [Realization Strikes em Both]  EWWWWWW!

• Earl : [Regarding what the Plant has led them to]  You know, maybe your Mother is right, throwing our Lives away for some cheap high does have a downside, so... have we agreed, no more Plant?

  Robbie Sinclair , Charlene Sinclair : Sigh, no more Plant...

  Earl : ...and no more throwing our Lives away either?

  Robbie Sinclair , Charlene Sinclair : No more throwing our Lives away.

• Fran Sinclair : [Regarding Robbies Spikes]  Look, it's getting Late Earl, why Can't we just discuss this after Dinner?

  Earl : He's not Eating Dinner in My House with those Spikes!

  Robbie Sinclair : Obviously, I can't do anything Right. My Room's a Mess, My Spikes are too long, and My Posture Stinks! I mean... why is it that everything that I do is so wrong?

  Earl : I was gonna ask You the same thing...

  Robbie Sinclair : You know, I never asked to be Hatched in this Stupid Family.

  Earl : Well then... nobody is keeping You here.

  [Earl opens the Door, and Robbie Leaves] 

  Robbie Sinclair : FINE!

  Earl : [Aloud]  Don't You walk away from Me!

• Robbie Sinclair : Did you ever get the feeling we're being watched... by secret cameras hidden in the walls?

  [Points in different directions] 

  Robbie Sinclair : Like over there, or there, or there! Maybe other creatures are watching us from another universe.

• Robbie Sinclair : Hi, I'm Robert Sinclair, but you know me as Robbie Sinclair from the adult-themed megahit "Dinosaurs".

  Dmitri : Hey, great show, Robbie!

  Robbie Sinclair : Thanks, Dmitri!

  Dmitri : But it got a little preachy towards the end.

  Robbie Sinclair : Indeed it did. You see folks, drugs are a major problem in our society. Thanks. Drugs ruin lives, divide families, and lead to preachy, heavy-handed sitcom episodes like this one. Of course, we manage to keep it delightfully funny and upbeat, but other shows aren't so lucky. There's an epidemic in television today that threatens the very fiber of the comedy we hold so dear. When one show does an anti-drug episode, other shows feel pressure to do one too. Now they're even going after the younger shows. I mean, we've only been on for a year, and here I am talking to the camera. So come on! Say no to drugs. Help put a stop to preachy sitcom endings like this one. It's up to you to make a difference.