- B.P. Richfield: SINCLAIR. I oughta kill you and your whole family, but I'd probably get in trouble with the union. As it is, there's only one thing I can do to you: you're fired, Sinclair, fired, fired, FIRED.
- Earl: Fired? That means I don't have to come to work anymore. Oh, this is the happiest day of my life.
- Spike: Hey, it was better in the old Days, when a Male came of Age, He challenged his Father for Supremacy.
- Robbie Sinclair: You mean like a Fight?
- Spike: ...to the Death!
- Robbie Sinclair: Cool!
- Spike: You can kick Your Dad's Butt, and take everything He owns, including His Wife.
- Robbie Sinclair: Um... wouldn't that be My Mom?
- Spike, Robbie Sinclair: [Realization Strikes em Both] EWWWWWW!
- Earl: Hey Fran, are you Happy?
- Fran Sinclair: Well... I would be a lot Happier if you were on your way to Work.
- Earl: Then I'm on my way to Work...
- [stops for a long Pause]
- Fran Sinclair: What's wrong, Earl?
- Earl: I just realized that... I'm not wearing any Pants.
- Earl: [Regarding what the Plant has led them to] You know, maybe your Mother is right, throwing our Lives away for some cheap high does have a downside, so... have we agreed, no more Plant?
- Robbie Sinclair, Charlene Sinclair: Sigh, no more Plant...
- Earl: ...and no more throwing our Lives away either?
- Robbie Sinclair, Charlene Sinclair: No more throwing our Lives away.
- Fran Sinclair: [Regarding Robbies Spikes] Look, it's getting Late Earl, why Can't we just discuss this after Dinner?
- Earl: He's not Eating Dinner in My House with those Spikes!
- Robbie Sinclair: Obviously, I can't do anything Right. My Room's a Mess, My Spikes are too long, and My Posture Stinks! I mean... why is it that everything that I do is so wrong?
- Earl: I was gonna ask You the same thing...
- Robbie Sinclair: You know, I never asked to be Hatched in this Stupid Family.
- Earl: Well then... nobody is keeping You here.
- [Earl opens the Door, and Robbie Leaves]
- Robbie Sinclair: FINE!
- Earl: [Aloud] Don't You walk away from Me!
- Earl: I got fired a week ago. oh, it was the happiest moment of my life. No wait, this is. No wait, thi...
- Fran Sinclair: Stop that! You've been leaving the house every morning. Where have you been going?
- Earl: Well for the first couple of days I just stood in the driveway. But after a while that stopped being fulfilling. So, I decided to improve myself. I've been going back to school.
- Fran Sinclair: You mean high school?
- Earl: Well I started off in high school, but I got sent back to junior high. It wasn't so much the academics, I just had trouble socially.
- Fran Sinclair: This is crazy.
- Earl: No, no, it's okay. Now I'm passed by awkward phase. I'm making friends. Hey, I'm even going out for cheerleader! Fight'em! Fight'em!
- Roy Hess: Join the party.
- Ed: You guys are makin' fun of me, aren't ya?
- Roy Hess: No, we're just happy. Here, have some more of the plant.
- Ed: No, no I don't like the happy plant. I used to like the happy plant. Now it just makes me paranoid. At least, I think it makes me paranoid... you all think I'm paranoid, don't you?
- Baby Sinclair: This is your Brain.
- [Raises frying pan]
- Baby Sinclair: This is your brain on the plant.
- [Hits Earl over head with frying pan]
- Baby Sinclair: Any questions?
- Robbie Sinclair: Did you ever get the feeling we're being watched... by secret cameras hidden in the walls?
- [Points in different directions]
- Robbie Sinclair: Like over there, or there, or there! Maybe other creatures are watching us from another universe.
- Robbie Sinclair: Hi, I'm Robert Sinclair, but you know me as Robbie Sinclair from the adult-themed megahit "Dinosaurs".
- Dmitri: Hey, great show, Robbie!
- Robbie Sinclair: Thanks, Dmitri!
- Dmitri: But it got a little preachy towards the end.
- Robbie Sinclair: Indeed it did. You see folks, drugs are a major problem in our society. Thanks. Drugs ruin lives, divide families, and lead to preachy, heavy-handed sitcom episodes like this one. Of course, we manage to keep it delightfully funny and upbeat, but other shows aren't so lucky. There's an epidemic in television today that threatens the very fiber of the comedy we hold so dear. When one show does an anti-drug episode, other shows feel pressure to do one too. Now they're even going after the younger shows. I mean, we've only been on for a year, and here I am talking to the camera. So come on! Say no to drugs. Help put a stop to preachy sitcom endings like this one. It's up to you to make a difference.