Patty Duke: Patty Lane, Cathy Lane

Quotes 

• Cathy Lane : Alright, let's figure out the kind of girl that would be least likely to appeal to him. He's a long-haired musician.

  Richard Harrison : A long-haired musician. Well then, Patty can act herself.

  Patty Lane : Well, we really gotta make him head for the hills.

  Cathy Lane : He probably likes someone who's scholarly, likes serious books, art, the theater, the classics. All you have to do is be opposite.

  Patty Lane : That's not hard. That's the real me.

  Cathy Lane : Alright, let's rehearse it. You really have to frighten him away tomorrow night. Richard, you be David.

  Richard Harrison : David, huh? I don't even like his name.

  Cathy Lane : I'll be your mother.

  [Pretending to be Patty's mother] 

  Cathy Lane : Good evening, David, it's so nice of you to come. This is my daughter Patty.

  [Introducing the two] 

  Cathy Lane : Patty, David.

  Richard Harrison : I'm very happy to make your acquaintance. I heard a great deal about you.

  Patty Lane : Duhhuh.

  Cathy Lane : Tell me, have you read any good books lately, David?

  Richard Harrison : Oh, yes indeed. I just finished reading 'The Odyssey'.

  Patty Lane : I read the sequel: 'The Evenssey'

  [feigns laughter and smacks Richard in the stomach] 

  Patty Lane : Ha Ha Ha, get it. Cathy, pretty good, huh?

  Richard Harrison : Have you seen any good plays lately?

  Patty Lane : Yeah, Gonzales tagged Mickey Mantle out in the top of the ninth with bases loaded.

  [feigns laughter and smacks Richard again] 

  Patty Lane : Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.

  Richard Harrison : This is a rehearsal, Patty.

  Patty Lane : Oh.

  Cathy Lane : Tell me, ah, are you fond of Gluck?

  Patty Lane : Only if it has a lot of cream and sugar on it.

  Cathy Lane : That should frighten him away.

  Patty Lane : [Starts to smack Richard again, but checks her swing, laughting]  I can't wait till tomorrow night.