- Cathy Lane: Alright, let's figure out the kind of girl that would be least likely to appeal to him. He's a long-haired musician.
- Richard Harrison: A long-haired musician. Well then, Patty can act herself.
- Patty Lane: Well, we really gotta make him head for the hills.
- Cathy Lane: He probably likes someone who's scholarly, likes serious books, art, the theater, the classics. All you have to do is be opposite.
- Patty Lane: That's not hard. That's the real me.
- Cathy Lane: Alright, let's rehearse it. You really have to frighten him away tomorrow night. Richard, you be David.
- Richard Harrison: David, huh? I don't even like his name.
- Cathy Lane: I'll be your mother.
- [Pretending to be Patty's mother]
- Cathy Lane: Good evening, David, it's so nice of you to come. This is my daughter Patty.
- [Introducing the two]
- Cathy Lane: Patty, David.
- Richard Harrison: I'm very happy to make your acquaintance. I heard a great deal about you.
- Patty Lane: Duhhuh.
- Cathy Lane: Tell me, have you read any good books lately, David?
- Richard Harrison: Oh, yes indeed. I just finished reading 'The Odyssey'.
- Patty Lane: I read the sequel: 'The Evenssey'
- [feigns laughter and smacks Richard in the stomach]
- Patty Lane: Ha Ha Ha, get it. Cathy, pretty good, huh?
- Richard Harrison: Have you seen any good plays lately?
- Patty Lane: Yeah, Gonzales tagged Mickey Mantle out in the top of the ninth with bases loaded.
- [feigns laughter and smacks Richard again]
- Patty Lane: Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha.
- Richard Harrison: This is a rehearsal, Patty.
- Patty Lane: Oh.
- Cathy Lane: Tell me, ah, are you fond of Gluck?
- Patty Lane: Only if it has a lot of cream and sugar on it.
- Cathy Lane: That should frighten him away.
- Patty Lane: [Starts to smack Richard again, but checks her swing, laughting] I can't wait till tomorrow night.