Fool's Gold (I) (2008)

Ewen Bremner: Alfonz

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Quotes 

• Moe Fitch : Well, well, well. If it isn't the Ukrainian sidekick.

  Alfonz : I don't think of myself that way. I am the lead character in my own story.

• Alfonz : [to Finn]  It's difficult to maintain enthusiasm for your leadership when you keep getting beat up by that old man.

• Tess Finnegan : Nigel, I'm so sorry, but she's gotta learn that there's better ways to get attention than acting like a bimbo.

  Alfonz : Like what?