- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: It's a hundred and six blocks to Mac, I've got a full bladder, half a mind where I'm going, it's Tuesday and I'm wearing sunglasses.
- Frances "Frankie" Foster: [Opens window] Hit it!
- [Bloo jumps out]
- Mac: [Bloo is convinced he is a nerd] I-I have friends!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Oh, yeah? Name one.
- Mac: You.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: That's right. And you had to MAKE ME UP!
- Mac: Well, um, there was this one kid who invited me to his birthday party. Well, he said he was going to... but maybe he didn't have it yet! Well, maybe he did and he didn't call. But he could have lost my number! But then it's in the phone book. But it's under my mom's name! But then he could have just asked me my mom's name.
- [stops]
- Mac: Bloo, maybe you're right. I am a nerd!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: It's okay, son. It's gonna be all right.
- [to the lightbulb imaginary friend]
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Bulby, shut off the light! Just shut it off!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: [Light switches off] And get me a juice box!
- [slurps]
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: This isn't cran-apple!
- [slurps]
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: I hate this...
- [takes a long slurp]