- Wilt: I'm sorry, but why would you want fleas?
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Because Eduardo has them! He always gets everything cool.
- [Eduardo's fleas have taken control of Mr. Herriman]
- Fleas: Attention, people of Foster's! We have taken your leader hostage.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Step aside, I'll handle this. These guys love me.
- [Fleas make Mr. Herriman slap Bloo]
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Ow!
- Fleas: You were the one who destroyed our city. And now we will destroy your leader, or at least make him keep hitting himself, unless you let us live in peace.
- Fleas: Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!
- Mr. Herriman: I cannot stop! They're being ironic by even suggesting that I'm doing it to myself!
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Can't I even have just one?
- Eduardo: No! Especially not Juan! He is my favorite.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Look at me! I got new fleas and they're bigger than yours. They're super fleas.
- Mac: Bloo, those are ticks. They suck out your blood.
- Blooregard "Bloo" Q. Kazoo: Yeah, ri...
- [Faints]