Kickin' It Old Skool (2007)
Bobby Lee: Aki
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Quotes
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Aki : [Darnell's invention of the Jewbix cube, a Jewish version of the Rubik's cube. Aki is reading off the pictures on the cube] A Jewish star, a money sign, a menorah, and a d... Dude you put a dick on the Jewbix cube?
[Hector and Aki laugh]
Darnell Jackson : [mad at Aki and Hector for laughing] It's a circumcised penis. The only other real Jewish thing I could think of.
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Darnell Jackson : Uh, what percentage in chance does my friend, Aki, have of sleeping with you?
Yun : Zero percent.
Darnell Jackson : One more question, please. What if he's a professional break-dancer?
Yun : Two percent.
Aki : Mathematically that's an infinity percent increase.
Justin Schumacher : Yeah! That's my Aki! Homeboy's forever?
Aki : Homeboy's forever.
Darnell Jackson : Homeboy's forever.
Hector : Homeboy's forever.
Darnell Jackson , Aki , Justin Schumacher , Hector : Funky Fresh Boyz!
Yun : If that what you guys are going to call yourselves, it goes back down to one percent.
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Aki : FUCK YOU MR. FERGUSON! I'm kidding, I still need this job.
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Aki : Booty twaps.