"Daria" The Daria Hunter (TV Episode 1998) - Ashley Paige Albert as Ms. Janet Barch, Tiffany Blum-Deckler

Brittany Taylor : Excuse me, Ms. Barch? Since they can't see us very well because of the terrain, we can split up and they won't know where we are, then we can attack them from three sides, drive them out to the one side that they think is safe, and then set up an ambush so we can capture them all at once! Probably be a good idea to set up a secret observation post on the high ground so we can watch them without them seeing us.

[Brittany's team mates stare at her, stunned by her knowledge of combat]

Brittany Taylor : What?

Ms. Janet Barch : That's very good, Brittany.
Sandi Griffin : No matter what happens we won't shoot at each other and mess up our outfits.

[holds up fashion magazine and swears on it]

Sandi Griffin : If I fire at a fellow fashion club member, may I wear brown pants with an elastic waste for a whole week.

Quinn : If I fire, I'll wear toe-pantyhoses. The shiny kind.

Stacy Rowe : Stonewashed jeans!

Tiffany Blum-Deckler : Glasses.
Ms. Janet Barch : [Ms. Barch is repeatedly firing paintballs at an attacked Mr. DeMartino] I trusted you, dammit! Two decades of legal slavery, and still you throw it all away for a halter top and a pair of pumps!

Mr. Anthony DeMartino : Madam, I believe you've got me confused with someone else! I'm not your ex-husband!

Ms. Janet Barch : I know that, but he's not here!
[someone hiding in bushes starts firing]

Ms. Janet Barch : The men are shooting!

Ashley Paige Albert: Ms. Janet Barch, Tiffany Blum-Deckler