Daria (TV Series)

The Daria Hunter (1998)

Tracy Grandstaff: Daria Morgendorffer

Quotes 

• Daria : I can't shoot my own mother. Not with paint, anyway.

• Mr. Anthony DeMartino : And why are we going to engage in simulated combat? Daria.

  Daria : Because no high school education is complete until you've chased your fellow students around the woods with toy guns?

• Daria : [Inner monologue about a paintball trip]  Somebody in movie once said, "Hell is the possibility of sanity." That's what this place feels like: Hell. I hate it already, and it's only been an hour. Some damn hour, Grandma.

• Daria : Mom, I think you've already demonstrated your involvement by pretending you're going out of town whenever Mr. O'Neill calls about school review meetings.

  Helen : That man is just so... creepy. I don't suppose they need volunteers for this...

  Daria , Quinn : No!

  Helen : Oh, darn.

• Mr. Anthony DeMartino : Now, the object of the game is to shoot to kill.

  Daria : Excuse me. Isn't the object of the game to capture the enemy's flag?

  Mr. Anthony DeMartino : Whatever. Move out!