Daria (TV Series)

The Daria Hunter (1998)

Wendy Hoopes: Jane Lane, Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer

Quotes 

• Sandi Griffin : No matter what happens we won't shoot at each other and mess up our outfits.

  [holds up fashion magazine and swears on it] 

  Sandi Griffin : If I fire at a fellow fashion club member, may I wear brown pants with an elastic waste for a whole week.

  Quinn : If I fire, I'll wear toe-pantyhoses. The shiny kind.

  Stacy Rowe : Stonewashed jeans!

  Tiffany Blum-Deckler : Glasses.

• Daria : Mom, I think you've already demonstrated your involvement by pretending you're going out of town whenever Mr. O'Neill calls about school review meetings.

  Helen : That man is just so... creepy. I don't suppose they need volunteers for this...

  Daria , Quinn : No!

  Helen : Oh, darn.

• Ms. Angela Li : I'm glad to see you take such an interest in your daughters, Mrs. Morgendorffer.

  Helen : Well, it isn't easy raising two teenagers all by yourself... with Jake.

  Ms. Angela Li : Of course, I like to think the school environment also plays a pivotal role.

  Helen : Absolutely. Although it would be nice if the students got a little more encouragement. Maybe a bright kid like Daria would have a better attitude.

  [Ms. Li laughs] 

  Helen : Did I say something funny?

  Ms. Angela Li : With all due respect, I can't think of a prison that could create an attitude like your daughter's, much less a school. Now, I always assumed that came from interaction with her parents, or lack of it.

  Helen : Oh, so you draw a distinction between prison and school. Because from what I've heard, you run the one pretty much like the other.

  Ms. Angela Li : I don't have to listen to this!

  Helen : No, you don't!

  Ms. Angela Li : And by the way, you look 50!