Daria (TV Series)

The Daria Hunter (1998)

Marc Thompson: Mr. Anthony DeMartino, Mr. Timothy O'Neill, Kevin Thompson, Jamie White

Quotes 

• Mr. Anthony DeMartino : And why are we going to engage in simulated combat? Daria.

  Daria : Because no high school education is complete until you've chased your fellow students around the woods with toy guns?

• Mr. Anthony DeMartino : Now, the object of the game is to shoot to kill.

  Daria : Excuse me. Isn't the object of the game to capture the enemy's flag?

  Mr. Anthony DeMartino : Whatever. Move out!

• Ms. Janet Barch : [Ms. Barch is repeatedly firing paintballs at an attacked Mr. DeMartino]  I trusted you, dammit! Two decades of legal slavery, and still you throw it all away for a halter top and a pair of pumps!

  Mr. Anthony DeMartino : Madam, I believe you've got me confused with someone else! I'm not your ex-husband!

  Ms. Janet Barch : I know that, but he's not here!