Futurama (TV Series)

Put Your Head on My Shoulders (2000)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

Quotes 

• Sal : Eeey, nice eyeball, eyeball.

  Leela : Nice ass, ass.

• Fry : I'm not a one-woman man, Leela.

  Leela : You'll be back to zero soon enough.

• [Bender is running a dating service] 

  Leela : How much?

  Bender : 500 bucks.

  Leela : Done.

  Bender : Is Zapp Brannigan okay?

  Leela : No.

  Bender : $600.

• Bender : Computer dating. It's like pimping, except you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head"

  Leela : Bender, this is stupid. Why would anyone come to you for romantic advice?

  Bender : Hey! Don't make me go upside your head!

• Bender : Congratulations, Fry, you snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics...

  Leela : Bender! Romance isn't about money.

  Bender : Oh, so it's just coincidence that Zoidberg here is desperately poor AND miserably lonely? Puh-lease!

  Leela : For your information, it's because he's hideous.

  Dr. Zoidberg : [Zoidberg sighs]  Awww.