All in the Family (TV Series)
Alone at Last (1975)
Sally Struthers: Gloria Bunker-Stivic
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Quotes
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Gloria Bunker-Stivic : [Mike is moving a mattress to their new home without help from Archie] Honey, let me help you with that.
Archie Bunker : No, no, little girl, get away from that! You ain't supposed to be doin' nothin' in your condition.
Gloria Bunker-Stivic : Aw, Daddy, please don't say 'condition'. You make it sound like I've got the Heartbreak of Psoriasis
[the slogan of a popular commercial in the 1970s]
Gloria Bunker-Stivic : I don't have a condition. I'm pregnant.
Archie Bunker : [annoyed] Well, don't say that! Can't you say you're expectin'? Jeez, 'pregnant' sounds like you done somethin'.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : [deadpan] We did!
Archie Bunker : Well, you don't have to go advertisin' it to the world. What you do in the privates of your own room is your own privates.
Edith Bunker : When I was a little girl and a woman was startin' to show, they used to say she was expectin' a bundle from heaven. But, of course, everybody knew it was really a baby.
Archie Bunker : Well, I wish we could get back to them days. What this world needs is a little more of that class. Well, herein before, when we talk about Gloria's condition, now, we're just gonna say she's, she's 'expectin'.
Edith Bunker : Or, 'in a family way'?
Archie Bunker : Or, 'with child'.
Michael 'Meathead' Stivic : How do you feel about 'knocked up'?
