- Owen Gregory: Usually I meet a girl at a bar, we have a drink, and I tell her a story about how I saved a kid from drowning at summer camp.
- Lee Hemingway: You saved a kid from drowning?
- Owen Gregory: Almost.
- Zoe Lopez: The difference between love and sex is, with sex you need a condom and a pair of running shoes, and with love you need diopters and a bulletproof west.