SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Dunces and Dragons (2006)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidly, Man Peasant, SpongeBob Doppelganger

Quotes 

• Squidly : O dark knight, spare us please / Don't cut off our heads or boil our knees / Pray, take these two and let me go free / And I will give to thee some... cheese.

• Squidly : Perhaps a soothing limerick will calm thee.

  [sings] 

  Squidly : There once was a dragon so handsome and smart/ He let me go free, for he had a big heart.

  [jellyfish dragon zaps him] 

  Squidly : Everyone be-eth a critic.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [to the Dark Knight]  I'll fulfil the prophecy, while you untie Patrick and the Royal Doofus!

  Squidly : That be "Royal Fool".

• Squidly : [singing]  Oh hear me, King, for I must sing, how you are the greatest at everything, like letting a dragon burn down our city, a horrible sight that wasn't pretty, twas all your fault and tis a pity...

  [King Krabs reacts in shock. Squidly does a somersault] 

  Squidly : You are bad, you are to blame, now hang your kingly head in shame

  [He shakes his posterior mockingly at the king while SpongeBob and Patrick laugh] 

  Squidly : La la, la la, la la, la la, la la la la, la la, la la!

  [Squidly dances with them] 

  Squidly , SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : [singing]  The king is bad, the king's to blame! He hangs his kingly head in shame!