- SpongeBob SquarePants: I know we're a prophecy and all, but I don't think we can defeat a dragon with our bare hands.
- Patrick Star: Yeah. We need some gloves.
- Squidly: O dark knight, spare us please / Don't cut off our heads or boil our knees / Pray, take these two and let me go free / And I will give to thee some... cheese.
- Dark Knight: You have bested me, yellow knight. Strike quick and true, noble sponge.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't understand a word you just said.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [about to be arrested] Wait, you don't understand! We're not from here!
- King Krabs: [as King Krabs] That's because you're witches who were sent by Planktanamor to destroy me.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: No, we're time travelers.
- [Krabs growls]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [gulps] Help me out here, Patrick.
- Patrick Star: I'm not sure there's anything I can add at this point.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [to the Dark Knight] I'll fulfil the prophecy, while you untie Patrick and the Royal Doofus!
- Squidly: That be "Royal Fool".
- Squidly: [singing] Oh hear me, King, for I must sing, how you are the greatest at everything, like letting a dragon burn down our city, a horrible sight that wasn't pretty, twas all your fault and tis a pity...
- [King Krabs reacts in shock. Squidly does a somersault]
- Squidly: You are bad, you are to blame, now hang your kingly head in shame
- [He shakes his posterior mockingly at the king while SpongeBob and Patrick laugh]
- Squidly: La la, la la, la la, la la, la la la la, la la, la la!
- [Squidly dances with them]
- Squidly, SpongeBob SquarePants, Patrick Star: [singing] The king is bad, the king's to blame! He hangs his kingly head in shame!