Mystery Science Theater 3000 (TV Series)

Godzilla vs. Megalon (1991)

Trace Beaulieu: Crow T. Robot, Dr. Clayton Forrester

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Quotes 

• Crow T. Robot : Whenever they test nuclear bombs, it's the monsters who suffer.

• [last lines] 

  Dr. Clayton Forrester : It's just a game, Frank. Push the button.

• Crow T. Robot : He's got a tree. He's got a tree. This isn't the Godzilla we know.

  Joel : Hertz, don't it?

  Tom Servo : A tree? That's not like you. Why, Godzilla? Why?

• [the final battle between Godzilla and Jet Jaguar vs. Megalon and Gigan is about to take place; the riffers treat it like a tag team wrestling match] 

  Tom Servo : So what will Godzilla bring to this fight?

  Joel Robinson : He'll bring the legend that is Godzilla!

  Crow T. Robot : Yep, he's the policeman: I don't always agree with his methods, but I respect him.

• Joel Robinson : [as the final battle between Godzilla and Megalon rages on]  This is what it all boils down to, a little game of life that we call "character".

  Crow T. Robot : Yeah, even if Godzilla doesn't win this fight, he's still aces in my book!

• Dr. Forrester : What? What are you saying? That you're the only one to come up with a Halloween costume by using stuff found around the house? I came up with this when you were back in short-pants! Can you guess what I am? Can ya guess? Well, by taking two lengths of ABS drainage tubing, and fastening them to my arms, and keeping my feet together really close, I go as the goalie of a foosball team! Huh! You get it?Frank? Huh?

  TV's Frank : And by wearing this ordinary everyday Fram air-filter, I get to dress up as Lieutenant Commander Geordi LaForge of TV's Star Trek: The Next Generation, starring TV's Levar Burton. Kids, reading opens up a rainbow of enchantment and whimsy and wonder and wisdom and...

  Dr. Forrester : Thank you, Kunta Kinte. Well, your film this week, Joel, burns deep in the fine tradition of "Kramer Vs. Kramer", "Ollie Vs. Norton", "Kasparoff Vs. Karpoff", it's "Megalon Vs. Godzilla".

  TV's Frank : It'll make you laugh, it'll make you cry, and maybe, just maybe, teach you a little something about yourself. And kids, don't forget to read Godzilla Vs. the Velveteen Rabbit.